-hungarianhorntail:

“When two people love each other like you two do, everything works out.”

tehartmonkey:

thesulfurandthesea:

sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps

12

am I screaming?

you’ll never know

TWELVE

DON’T BE A LAZY SHIT

snuggalo:

angry dads are probably the scariest thing on the planet

vaspim:

How is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like Bitch I might be

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

whyarentibritish:

consulting-magic-dalek:

“Lest we forget”

May 2nd 1998- The Battle of Hogwarts.

Oh my god this gives me so many feels. Colin and Lavender, they were teenagers. Colin was just a young boy a couple years ago, taking pictures of Harry playing Quidditch. Lavender had a crush on Ron, she was an average teenage girl who fought for her people. Tonks, tonks, Tonks. Tonks was awesome. She couldv’e been a tall, super-skinny, model, but no, she chooses to be her, truely her and truly beautiful. Remus was a-w-e-s-o-m-e. Like i’m not even gonna go into how awesome he is. Too awesome. And they had a FUCKING KID. That fucking kid is an orphan of war. Sorry. FRED FUCKING WEASLEY. (see: the one death i will NEVER truly be over). Fred was funny, nice, cool, and everyone loved him. He is one of those people who you just couldn’t believe that he died. When i was reading that i was thinking something along the lines of “hAHAHA NO this is obviously a dream”. But no. I think this is a good representation of denial when a loved one dies. And i can’t even talk about Snape. He died for love, and when people criticize him saying “he wasn’t brave lol”, no. Lily died for love, and that how Harry fucking survives to star in the book. Snape is brave. He risked his safety, his LIFE, to protect Harry. Even if he only protected Harry because he was Lily’s son. OK. Battle of Hogwarts rant over.

Imagine if you logged onto tumblr one day, and gifs suddenly had sound.

sodamnrelatable:

you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:

doctormaxwell:

caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

• COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL

• ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL

• BLOODY MARY
• BLOODY MARY
• BLOODY MARY

cardenio:

lambocalypse:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

• punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
• purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
• literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
• Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
• Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
• Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

all of the above ^^

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish